starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

blakeliversage:

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

what makes you an asshole? 

eating the last piece oF MY CHICKEN

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
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cumber-kitty:

buckybaby:

jumper-skeeter:

Is this what Bucky uses to wash his hair

don’t be rude
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dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I once had a customer that wanted $400 bedding for $80 and went on and on about her her sister had bought it for that price the week before and how our company always honors prices and how I needed to make commission and she kept trying to to like guilt trip me. I kindly explained to her that if she had the tags and the receipt from the purchase I would gladly give her the bedding for $80 (she didn’t have it) and I also told her I didn’t work for commission. She promptly shut up on those topics.
electricmonk333:

Hurt Sam leaning on Dean ♥

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

axureerheeid:

i-am-merwholocked:

queenofthedragonslayers:

lickystickypickyshe:

I laughed too hard.

People in America are royal douches…

I can confirm this. No one has to deal with Americans more than Americans have to

wow what a douche move. The more I’ve seen in Mexico is people taking 2 spaces.
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elocinmuse:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

What do you think

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angels do in their free time?

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ARE THOSE FUCKING ANGELS PLAYING ON A GODDAMN SLIDE